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You can get all A's, and still fail life.
You can get all A's, and still fail life.
Tuesday 31 January 2012
Planet of the Apes-Hood Spoof
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Planet of the Apes-Hood Spoof
Enjoy the hood spoof of the 2011 movie-Planet of the Apes
Enjoy the hood spoof of the 2011 movie-Planet of the Apes
Rebecca Black-Friday, like Marmite
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Rebecca Black-Friday, like Marmite
I don't know how she does it, but 'viral star' Rebecca Black's Friday is still the most popular 'viral' song. As at the the time of posting this, it had been retweeted a whopping 2279 times on popular Twitter trending topic, #20topfavouritesongsever. Yet Friday was derided by many music critics and viewers, who dubbed it "the worst song ever after release last year. For every 'like' the YouTube video below got, there were 4 'dislikes'. That didn't stop the video from being voted as number one video of the year by YouTube!. I guess Rebecca Black is like marmite-you either love it or hate it
I don't know how she does it, but 'viral star' Rebecca Black's Friday is still the most popular 'viral' song. As at the the time of posting this, it had been retweeted a whopping 2279 times on popular Twitter trending topic, #20topfavouritesongsever. Yet Friday was derided by many music critics and viewers, who dubbed it "the worst song ever after release last year. For every 'like' the YouTube video below got, there were 4 'dislikes'. That didn't stop the video from being voted as number one video of the year by YouTube!. I guess Rebecca Black is like marmite-you either love it or hate it
Monday 30 January 2012
The curvaceous DG Triple Threat
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Eye Candy
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The curvaceous DG Triple Threat
Meet Los Angeles model and video vixen, DG Triple Threat. Yeah, we feel threatened alright!, by those dangerous curves! They don't make 'em like this no more
Meet Los Angeles model and video vixen, DG Triple Threat. Yeah, we feel threatened alright!, by those dangerous curves!
They don't make 'em like this no more
Spoof: Sh*t Obama Says
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Funny
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Spoof: Sh*t Obama Says
Still on the Sh*t people say meme, enjoy this spoof on Barack Obama. Obama impersonator, Alphacat (real name, Iman Crosson) gets his (Obama's) mannerisms spot on, once again!
Still on the Sh*t people say meme, enjoy this spoof on Barack Obama. Obama impersonator, Alphacat (real name, Iman Crosson) gets his (Obama's) mannerisms spot on, once again!
Spice Girls-So Ratched!
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Entertainment,
Stars
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Spice Girls-So Ratched!
Stumbled on this '90s Spice Girls pix on Twitter today.
What do you think? Style to steal or Girls, Stop! I'll say the latter! I think the girls would be mortified today if they saw this picture! There's ratchedness written all over it. They look like groupies Worst culprit-Mel B
Worst culprit-Mel B
To think Victoria Beckham is a style icon now!
Erlan Mealla's 'Scorpion' goal
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Football
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Erlan Mealla's 'Scorpion' goal
Setting: Bolivian League-National Potosi vs The Strongest
Erlan Mealla scored a 'belter', last weekend, in this league game! Talk about improvisation! You've got to see this Nacional Potosi's striker's goal-some things are best seen not described
. I doubt if he'll ever score such a goal again in his career. What's with the funny club names in Bolivia anyway?
Setting: Bolivian League-National Potosi vs The Strongest
Erlan Mealla scored a 'belter', last weekend, in this league game! Talk about improvisation! You've got to see this Nacional Potosi's striker's goal-some things are best seen not described
. I doubt if he'll ever score such a goal again in his career. What's with the funny club names in Bolivia anyway? New video: Soulja Boy ft. The Game-Too Faded
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Music
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New Video: Soulja Boy ft. The Game-Too Faded
If hard core rap is your thing, then listen to Soulja boy's new song, Too Faded. I can visualise people stepping up on the dance floor to the rhythm-if you can ignore the profanities
If hard core rap is your thing, then listen to Soulja boy's new song, Too Faded. I can visualise people stepping up on the dance floor to the rhythm-if you can ignore the profanities
Goals of the FA cup 4th round
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Goals of the FA Cup 4th round
Enjoy the goals of the English FA Cup 4th round matches- which held over the last weekend
Sunday 29 January 2012
Sh*t Nigerian Mothers Say
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Sh*t Nigerian Mothers Say
Y'all know how the Sh*t People say series have gone viral since the very first one, Sh*t Girls Say.This was so popular (more than 13 million views on Youtube) that it spawned different versions all over the world-basically a worldwide phenomenon. Enjoy one of the Nigerian versions, Sh*t Nigerian Mothers Say. Lmao, soooooo Nigerian!
Y'all know how the Sh*t People say series have gone viral since the very first one, Sh*t Girls Say.This was so popular (more than 13 million views on Youtube) that it spawned different versions all over the world-basically a worldwide phenomenon. Enjoy one of the Nigerian versions, Sh*t Nigerian Mothers Say. Lmao, soooooo Nigerian!
Late Night Rhymes: Wiz Khalifa Ft. Bruno Mars & Snoop Dogg-Young, Wild & Free
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Late Night Rhymes: Wiz Khalifa Ft. Bruno Mars & Snoop Dogg-Young, Wild & Free
Listen to Wiz and Snoop spitting their rap vibes-with background vocals from Bruno Mars- in Wiz's single, Young, Wild & Free
Even after all these years, Snoop's play with words is still tight! ''....Dippin’
away, time keep slippin’ away
Listen to Wiz and Snoop spitting their rap vibes-with background vocals from Bruno Mars- in Wiz's single, Young, Wild & Free
Even after all these years, Snoop's play with words is still tight!
''....Dippin’
away, time keep slippin’ away
Zip in the safe, flippin’ for pay,
Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint......''
Wiz holds his own pretty well too and Bruno Mars contribution helps to make sure that this is a hit song anyday! Enjoy!
Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint......''
Wiz holds his own pretty well too and Bruno Mars contribution helps to make sure that this is a hit song anyday
! Enjoy!'Naughty boy' Olu Maintain-NAWTi
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'Naughty boy' Olu Maintain-NAWTi
Nigerian singer, Olu Maintain's
video for new single NAWTi is kinda cool (and naughty
). It'll hold its own against any raunchy music video from America or any other western country. Naija no dey carry last That's a Nigerian local slang which means Nigerians have got game! Roger that!
Nigerian singer, Olu Maintain's
video for new single NAWTi is kinda cool (and naughty). It'll hold its own against any raunchy music video from America or any other western country. Naija no dey carry last That's a Nigerian local slang which means Nigerians have got game! Roger that! Saturday 28 January 2012
Late Night Jaunt: Ludacris Ft. Shawna-What's Your Fantasy
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Late Night Jaunt: Ludacris Ft. Shawna-What's Your Fantasy
'Luda' (Real name, Chris Bridges) has to be one of the most underestimate rap artist in the business.( He has also got acting skills-his speech to his friend before the car jacking scene in Crash is epic,he nailed his role big time forget about this clip owner's agenda)
He keeps on churning these nice hits regularly. If this raunchy effort (feat. Shawna) is not in your music collection, as a rap fan, then you're failing in life!
'Luda' (Real name, Chris Bridges) has to be one of the most underestimate rap artist in the business.( He has also got acting skills-his speech to his friend before the car jacking scene in Crash is epic,he nailed his role big time
forget about this clip owner's agenda)He keeps on churning these nice hits regularly. If this raunchy effort (feat. Shawna) is not in your music collection, as a rap fan, then you're failing in life! Azarenka triumphs at Australian Open
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Sports
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Victoria Azarenka
The Belorussian was too strong for favourite, Maria Sharapova, beating her in straight sets- 6-3, 6-0 in the women's final. She wins her 1st grand slam and also becomes Number 1
Of Church, Shoutouts and Twitter
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Of Church, Shoutouts and Twitter
You've got to love Twitter and its interesting trending topics! #ChurchShoutOuts was trending a few hours ago. Here are some of the funny tweets:
#ChurchShoutOuts:
-to the background leaders, who want to lead the song but can't carry a tune in a bucket! "God is Good..All the Time''
-to the women who wear their club clothes to church looking for Mr Right! Even if your sins be as red as scarlet....
Give your neighbor a high five
- to the lead singer who must always tap the mic or blow in it to see if it's on! Can I get a Amen?
-Will Somebody tell Sister Jenkins to (PLEASE) stop putting pennies & nickels in the tithes & offerings?
-to Sister Williams for fainting every sunday...your dedication is unmatched!
- to that baby that cries the whole service, every Sunday
-somebody bring the youth from the back to the front, & sit between them! They need to hear this messsage!
-to the lady that catches the holy ghost every sunday!
look at your neighbor and say, "NEIGHBOR!!! I don't know what YOU came to do, but I came to PRAISE"...
I was glad (ha) ..when they said (ha)...Let US go (ahaaaa) INTO the HOUSE of the LORD ! Can I get a witness up in here!!
- to the lady with the unglued lacefront wig that be sliding around her forehead when she start shouting! Lord have mercy!
- to the lady who always want to sing a song she doesn't know the words to-during testimony service. She can't even hit a note!
The Lord shall do a new thing in your life!
Pastor- " I don't mind change, cause my God can turn coins into dollars, we will take it all, Jesus ain't picky" "Go touch three people and say Increase!" You better call the things that be not, as though they were!! God is about to do a supernatural release in this place!!”
- to the preacher with the bright suits on. Somebody say Glory. Congregation: gloooraaay!
- to the kitchen committee that ALWAYS has something great prepared in the back! "&& let the church say...?"
-to the lady that always wants to read for the pastor, but can't. The Devil is a Liar!"
-to the adulterers who complain about the gossips!Get thee behind me Satan!
-To those who contributed to the Pastor's new car. We still don't have any hot water or heat, but at least he's riding smooth!
To the dude who always picks up the Bible & runs to the restroom at Offering time. God is watching(over) you!
- to Grandma yelling "Preach Bishop" while telling her troublesome Grandson "Sit your ass down!"
"The Lord is moving in this place, let us take up another offering" --this is like offering number 5 *smh*
-to the Ushers that bring you tissue to make you spit your gum out!
Drats! I almost forgot my gee, David!- for beating down that loudmouth, Goliath!
- to the mothers of the church-sitting on the front row with their 4-feet old hats on, blocking everybody's view
-To ushers that will come to take your baby out cause you won't!
You've got to love Twitter and its interesting trending topics! #ChurchShoutOuts was trending a few hours ago. Here are some of the funny tweets:
#ChurchShoutOuts:
-to the background leaders, who want to lead the song but can't carry a tune in a bucket! "God is Good..All the Time''
-to the women who wear their club clothes to church looking for Mr Right! Even if your sins be as red as scarlet....
Give your neighbor a high five
- to the lead singer who must always tap the mic or blow in it to see if it's on! Can I get a Amen?
-Will Somebody tell Sister Jenkins to (PLEASE) stop putting pennies & nickels in the tithes & offerings?
-to Sister Williams for fainting every sunday...your dedication is unmatched!
- to that baby that cries the whole service, every Sunday
-somebody bring the youth from the back to the front, & sit between them! They need to hear this messsage!
-to the lady that catches the holy ghost every sunday!
look at your neighbor and say, "NEIGHBOR!!! I don't know what YOU came to do, but I came to PRAISE"...
I was glad (ha) ..when they said (ha)...Let US go (ahaaaa) INTO the HOUSE of the LORD ! Can I get a witness up in here!!
- to the lady with the unglued lacefront wig that be sliding around her forehead when she start shouting! Lord have mercy!
- to the lady who always want to sing a song she doesn't know the words to-during testimony service. She can't even hit a note!
The Lord shall do a new thing in your life! Pastor- " I don't mind change, cause my God can turn coins into dollars, we will take it all, Jesus ain't picky" "Go touch three people and say Increase!" You better call the things that be not, as though they were!! God is about to do a supernatural release in this place!!”
- to the preacher with the bright suits on. Somebody say Glory. Congregation: gloooraaay!
- to the kitchen committee that ALWAYS has something great prepared in the back! "&& let the church say...?"
-to the lady that always wants to read for the pastor, but can't. The Devil is a Liar!"
-to the adulterers who complain about the gossips!Get thee behind me Satan!
-To those who contributed to the Pastor's new car. We still don't have any hot water or heat, but at least he's riding smooth!
To the dude who always picks up the Bible & runs to the restroom at Offering time. God is watching(over) you!
- to Grandma yelling "Preach Bishop" while telling her troublesome Grandson "Sit your ass down!"
"The Lord is moving in this place, let us take up another offering" --this is like offering number 5 *smh*
-to the Ushers that bring you tissue to make you spit your gum out!
Drats! I almost forgot my gee, David!- for beating down that loudmouth, Goliath!
- to the mothers of the church-sitting on the front row with their 4-feet old hats on, blocking everybody's view
-To ushers that will come to take your baby out cause you won't!
Friday 27 January 2012
Of first impressions,Uchebo and Rangers
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Of first impressions,Uchebo and Rangers
You know what they say about making a great first impression
. Obviously, Scottish Club, Rangers didn't get this memo!
Nigerian footballer, Michael Uchebo ended his trial spell with the club after just one day! Because, according to his agent, the Scottish club made a poor first impression on him
. The gangling striker didn't feel at home and was uncomfortable. Hmmmmn, this is loaded with meaning.
I'll leave it to you to try to figure out. Meanwhile, his contract with Dutch club, VVV Venlo, ends at the end of this season.
You know what they say about making a great first impression
Nigerian footballer, Michael Uchebo ended his trial spell with the club after just one day! Because, according to his agent, the Scottish club made a poor first impression on him
. The gangling striker didn't feel at home and was uncomfortable. Hmmmmn, this is loaded with meaning. I'll leave it to you to try to figure out. Meanwhile, his contract with Dutch club, VVV Venlo, ends at the end of this season.
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