Monday 16 June 2014

Game of Thrones S04E10 "The Children"

Game of Thrones S04E10 "The Children"

Valar Morghulis- All men must die

Valar Dohaeris - All men must serve

Stannis Baratheon ('the one true king of the Seven Kingdoms' ) : He was the only one who cared enough to answer The Night's Watch plea for help.

Check out the line discipline of his Riders! !

...and that choreographed dismount from their horses ( which included Davos and some of his Generals) was just awesome.


So The Mountain is not dead ...and would reappear different after the Maester 'works his magic in the lab' . "You should know the process may change him"

Cersei to Tywin: "Everything they say is true about Jaime and me.... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD!"

Using her own incest as blackmail- That's A+ levels of blackmail

That stare by the Red Lady, Melisandre at Jon Snow....Ha! Remember Ygritte?

I think Jon Snow has a thing for Red heads!!

What is Daenerys doing wrong regarding Dragon-rearing?

She better rubs that Dragon's nose in the kid's bones before it forgets what it did!

I guess she has to get rid of the title "Breaker of Chains" after this episode!

(How about "Forger of way bigger chains" )

That there! ... was "How to Chain Your Dragons"

Daenerys sets everyone free and then chains up her dragons... What an incredible parallel!

Jojen managed to die in this episode, Bran cast his badass ish on Hodor while the children rocked by throwing fireballs at ruthless skeletons ...and meeting a creepy old Tree dude named the 3-eyed raven!

Brienne vs The Hound fight: Wooooooh!!

It was a constant mix of "EFF YEAH! Wait! No! I like him/her! Aaaahh!"

I think that was the dirtiest fight on the show to date. There were kicks in the balls, in the....err.., ears bitten off, insane female screams and fractured limbs!!

Watching crocked The Hound begging to be killed was actually heartbreaking. In that moment Arya graduated into a true stone cold bitch.

Varys- his reaction to the ringing bells was just plain hilarious. It was like "Eff this sh*t, I'm out"

 

Tywin Lannister. the richest, most powerful man in Westeros. Lord of Casterly Rock, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King. Died in his pajamas while taking a sh*t

Gets laid, drops a deuce, gets shot with a crossbow point blank by your dwarf son...on Fathers Day! . What a way to exit this sinful world!

Recap:

Jojen- is Dead.

Two of three Dragons- are Locked up.

Shae-is Dead.

Tywin- is Dead.

The Hound- will probably Die.

The Mountain- Maybe dead- depending on what that guy's mad science does.

Tyrion- is Exiled ( or on the run)

Arya-is Now joining up with a group of assassins.

Stannis- is The Mannis.

Wildlings- are Defeated.

Cersei- Crazier ( and more incestuous) by the day.

Gendry- is Still rowing.

Bran- Can't walk but may fly.

Children of the Forest- do Exist.

Jaime- incestuous as ever, totally saved his brother from certain death

Baelish- did not appear in this episode, but still a son-of-a-bitch.

Varys- Peaces out

3-Eyed Crow- is Actually a tree man

Hodor- is Hodor

Brienne- Bit a guy's ear off ( ugly, formidable and brutal as ever)

Podrick- Is a crummy squire

The Roose- is Still loose

Season 5- cannot start soon enough!

NB: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

Daenerys titles were why this episode was at least 6 minutes longer

 

 

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