Friday, 21 November 2014
Of Aaliyah, recency and the taste of bacon
I watched the Aaliyah biopic on Lifetime a few days ago
I thought Alexander Shipp did a decent job as Aaliyah. She could have done much better if she was actually allowed to sing the songs that made Aaliyah an icon
However the flick was universally panned on social media for many reasons particularly that of Miscasting: Izaak Smith & Chattrise Dolabaille look nothing like Timbaland and Missy Elliot -who worked closely with the singer during her lifetime. (Pix 3)
Cle Bennett who played R. Kelly looks more like Akon ( pix 2)
Anthony Grant who played Aaliyah's lover towards the end of her life, Damon Dash, is too tall (pix 4)
Hundreds of funny memes concerning this miscasting are on Twitter
Oddly enough the only person who looked like a music star was Aaliyah's brother, Rashad, played by Jesse Sukunda. He looks very much like Drake
-the attempt to 'romanticise' the pedophilic relationship between Aaliyah and R. Kelly also rubbed people off the wrong way
- Her family probably had a bad feeling about the flick as they didn't give the film makers permission to use any of her songs in the movie
Perhaps the biggest problem is that described in this article by one of my favourite bloggers, Damon Young:
Aaliyah has not been dead long enough!
Damon writes: "You can’t make a biopic loosely based on recent common knowledge fact because those facts are still too present, too alive still for us to grant the filmmakers any leeway"
"It’s someone attempting to explain to you how the bacon you ate yesterday morning tasted"
I co-sign this
Of Ernest Hemingway and a fine world
I agree with the second part, the first....hmmmm....nah!!
Scandal -Season 4, Ep 9: Where the sun don't shine. Wooh!
For a full review check out this link:
My favourite moments:
Pix 1
(Olivia had snatched Papa Pope's gun, much to his shock and disbelief. Then , she pulled the trigger, but the gun wasn’t loaded.)
Papa Pope-" arrrrgh! Are you kidding me, you just shot your own father!! ....never, never in a million years did I think that you would be willing to pull the trigger" ( he takes the gun away from her)
..... "You will miss me when I’m gone"
Pix 2
( Cyrus was quitting as his gay affair had been found out and could cause a scandal in the White House ) My best scene!
Olivia Pope to Cyrus:
"When did you decide to let them ruin you?
So life's unfair, so what?
That's how it is!!
So they are 'mean girling' you and the Press are calling you name and hurting the soft spots deep inside,
well, so what?
That's how it is!!
You lost someone you loved, you lost that one person who felt like family,
Well, guess what?
Grow the hell up because that is how it is!
The Cyrus I know doesn't hide in his half empty pocket and wet his pants like a little bitch, baby
The Cyrus I know is a patriot
He bites the bullet and he does what it takes to serve the Republic at all cost!
So I want to know right now, in this moment, who you are!!
Because the pathetic shell of a person I'm looking at right now doesn't deserve to stand on the Presidential Seal at the Oval Office, let alone tell the president what to do!
Who are you, Cy?
Who are you, Cy?"
Cyrus- *getting his mojo back* : "I'm one of the most powerful men in the world"
Olivia- Who are you, Cy?
Cyrus- I'm one of the most powerful men in the world
Olivia- Oh yes you are not a B*tch, baby?
Cyrus- I run this country, I'm nobody's b*tch, baby!!
Olivia- Well, I know that you still sound like a little b*tch, baby!!
Cyrus- I'm noooot a little b*tch, baby!!!
Olivia- then show me, prove it, right now, show me who you are, Cyrus Beene"
(All I can say to that scene is Wooooooh!!! )
Pix 3
Olivia to Mama Pope - You have to know something, you spent years watching him ( Papa Pope) you have a PHD in his crazy ....I need some answers now!
Mama Pope - Girl, you need to move on!
Pix 4
Elizabeth, Republican Party chairman ( Portia De Rossi): " I'm sorry, did I do something to offend you?, I thought we were both on the same page?"
Mellie ( has just recently discovered that, just like her, Elizabeth is also getting the gud gud from the VP, Andrew):
"Because we are both screwing Andrew!?!
That doesn't make us friends!
It just makes both of us at risk of the same STDs!!
I don't blame you, I know as well as the next girl how generous Andrew is in bed that he is dedicated.
But he is weak, certainly not a presidential candidate.
So, when the next presidential election rolls around, I'll make damn sure that you bet the right horse, cos when it comes to screwing someone, I'm not nearly as gentle as Andrew!!
From me, it will HURT!!"
Wooooh, woooooh!! Never ever rub Mellie the wrong way, never!!
Pix 5 & 6 tells their own story
Y'all need to watch this show! For real!!
Thursday, 23 October 2014
Of Ecclesiastes, the futility of it all, Carpe Diem and Hey, don't forget to live!
Of Ecclesiastes, the futility of it all, Carpe Diem and Hey, don't forget to live!
Ecclesiastes is a Greek word for 'Preacher'.
Why this Preacher may not be most people's favourite person:
-the prominent tone, particularly in the early chapters, is one of alienated cynicism and weary melancholy
-It's theme is: the emptiness of human effort, utter futility. All is vanity- which means it's all for nought. It's like pursuing wind
"I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind" ( Ecc 1:14 NIV )
Ecc 1:2 "Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity"
Ecc 8: 10b- 14 He is frustrated with delayed justice and the unfairness of it all. All is vanity
-Each time he tries to make sense of it, his frustration grows.
"And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit. For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow". (Ecc 1:17-18 )
9:11 - "I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all"
( this popular verse is often quoted out of context ( where is the concept of merit then? ) It is actually a lament of the great injustice of the way things occur in this world. You need to read the preceding verses to understand this )
-So, he concludes that the same fate awaits both the fool and the wise- death Ecc 2:14-17
"Therefore I hated life; because the work that is wrought under the sun is grievous unto me: for all is vanity and vexation of spirit" (Ecclesiastes 2:17)
9:2-6 The good, the evil, the righteous, the unrighteous: Death is the same fate of all
This is where it gets really interesting:
-Despite all this despair and cynicism, there is a positive note: the writer doesn't recommend nihilism or suicide (despite the lack of purpose or meaning in life). He states that every life does have its moments of meaning and happiness, and these moments should be seized when one can .
Carpe Diem (Seize the moment) -remember Jack in Titanic?
Which is why Ecc 9:7-10 makes sense - particularly relating to how one should live life
verse 7: "Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works"
Ecc 5:18 - "Behold that which I have seen: it is good and comely for one to eat and to drink, and to enjoy the good of all his labour that he taketh under the sun all the days of his life, which God giveth him: for it is his portion"
Ecc 3:13 "And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it is the gift of God"
"In the end it's not the years in your life that count, but the life in your years"-Abraham Lincoln
So, Carpe Diem (seize the moment) and...
Hey, don't forget to live!
-Inspiration from Prof Christine Hayes' Lecture on 'The Hebrew Bible'
Sunday, 19 October 2014
The Assyrian Kings responsible for the fall of Israel
The Assyrian Kings responsible for the fall of Israel
( King Solomon was the last King of a unified Israel.
Despite the awesome temple he built on Mount Zion, he loved women from nations that God had forbidden and he would have succumbed to the worship of their gods. He would have been guilty of syncretism ( religious infidelity)
He built temples for Moabite and Ammonite gods- this may reflect a tolerance for other cults or gods in the 10th & 9th centuries.
Of course there was discontent among the people and a huge class divide ( he was taxing them heavily too)
When he died in 931BCE, the kingdom was divided between King Jeroboam in the North & Rehoboam in the south. The northerners ( 10 tribes of Israel would not recognise Rehoboam as King. The King would not lessen the tax burden on the people either. Hence Jeroboam became King in the North and Rehoboam was King of south- the tribes of Judah and Benjamin) This account is in 1 Kings )
Tiglath-Pileser III ( pix 1 )
Reign 745–727 BCE
He introduced advanced civil, military, and political systems into the Neo-Assyrian Empire
Tiglath-Pileser III seized the Assyrian throne during a civil war and killed the royal family.
He introduced sweeping reforms which made the Assyrian army, already the greatest fighting force in the world since the 14th Century ( 600 years previously), the world's first professional standing army.
Tiglath-Pileser III subjugated much of the known world at the time!!
-In the south west, he subjugated Israel, Judah, Philistia, Samarra, Moab and Edom
Biblical records describe how Tiglath-Pileser III exacted 1000 talents of silver as tribute from King Menahem of the Kingdom of Israel (2 Kings 15:19) and later defeated his successor Pekah ( 15:29)
King Pekah of Israel had allied with Rezin, king of the Arameans ( Syria) against Ahaz of the Kingdom of Judah, who responded by appealing for the Assyrian monarch's help with the Temple gold and silver.
Tiglath-Pileser answered swiftly. He first marched his army down the eastern Mediterranean coast, taking coastal cities all the way to Egypt. This cut off his enemies' access to the sea.
Once this was achieved, he returned to the Northern Kingdom of Israel, destroyed their army, and deported the Reubenites, Gadites, and the people of Manasseh to Halah, Habor, Hara, and the Gozan river (1 Chron 5:26).
He then installed an Israelite puppet king, Hoshea, (732-723 BCE) in the place of king Pekah.
He concluded this extensive campaign by marching north and west, ravaging Aramaea, seizing Damascus, executing Rezin, and deporting the survivors to Kir (2 Kings 16:9).
Beyond this, the Assyrian alliance was not beneficial to Ahaz (2 Chron 28:20)
Isaiah & Micah were Judean prophets who talked about the Assyrian crisis
Shalmaneser V (pix 2)
was king of Assyria from 727 to 722 BC.
( Hoshea was King of Israel in this period)
According to 2 Kings, chapters 17-18, Shalmaneser accused Hoshea, King of Israel, of conspiring against him by sending messages to Pharaoh Osorkon IV of Egypt, and captured him.
Indeed, the Egyptians attempted to gain a foothold in Palestine, then held largely by Assyria's vassal kings, by stirring them to revolt against Assyria and lending them some military support.
After three year of siege he took the city of Samaria. The populations he deported to various lands of the empire, (together with ones deported about ten year earlier by Tiglath-Pileser III) are known as the "Ten Lost Tribes" of Israel.
The populations he settled in Samaria instead form, according to the commentary in the Bible, the origin of Samaritans. Shalmaneser died in the same year, 722 BC, and it is possible that the population exchanges were done by his successor Sargon II.
Sargon II ( pix 3 )
reigned 722 – 705 BC
Sargon II became the ruler of the Assyrian Empire in 722 BC after the death of Shalmaneser V.
It is not clear whether he was the son of Tiglath-Pileser III or a usurper unrelated to the -however he took the name Sharru-kinu ("true king"), after Sargon of Akkad — who had founded the first Semitic Empire in the region some 16 centuries earlier. ( we've talked about him)
Under his rule, the Assyrians completed the defeat of the Kingdom of Israel and exiled the inhabitants.
Sargon's name actually appears in the Bible only once, at Isaiah 20:1, which records the Assyrian capture of Ashdod in 711 BC.
He took 27,290 people captive from the city of Samaria resettling some with the Israelites in the Khabur region and the rest in the land of the Medes thus establishing Hebrew communities in Ecbatana and Rages ( these are all in modern day Iran)
Amos and Hosea were the prominent prophets in Israel during this crisis
Fall of the Assyrian Empire:
612BCE- A year after the death of the last strong Assyrian ruler, Assurbanipal, in 627 BCE, the Assyrian empire spiralled into a series of brutal civil wars. Babylon saw its opportunity and, with the help of allies, it sacked the capital city of Assyria, Nineveh in 612BCE. The Babylonians then became the big boys in the area.
Prophet Nahum celebrated the fall of Nineveh in his book
The Babylonian King responsible for Judah's fall:
Nebuchadnezzar II ( pix 4) 634 – 562 BCE
was king of the Neo-Babylonian Empire
Jehoiakim was King of Judah in 587BCE. Judah was a vassal state of Babylon. The Judeans had rebelled against Babylonian rule ( Nebuchadnezzar's incursion into Egypt had failed and the Babylonians had been weakened due to the war. Judah saw this as an opportunity)
Nebuchadnezzar soon dealt with these rebellion, capturing Jerusalem in 597 BC and deposing King Jehoiakim, then destroying the city in 587 BC due to rebellion, and deporting many of the prominent citizens along with a sizable portion of the Jewish population of Judea to Babylon.
These events are described in the Prophets (Nevi'im) and Writings (Ketuvim), sections of the Hebrew Bible (in the books 2 Kings and Jeremiah, and 2 Chronicles, respectively).
While boasting about his achievements, Nebuchadnezzar is humbled by God. The king loses his sanity and lives in the wild like an animal for seven years. After this, his sanity and position are restored and he praises and honours God. There are various explanations for this episode by modern scholars
Reason for the fall of Israel & Judah:
All the kings of Israel and almost all the kings of Judah were "bad", which in terms of Biblical narrative means that they failed to enforce worship of Yahweh alone.
Of the "good" kings, Hezekiah (727–698 BCE) is noted for his efforts at stamping out idolatry (in this case, the worship of Baal and Asherah, among other traditional Near Eastern divinities),
but his successors, Manasseh of Judah (698–642 BCE) and Amon (642–640 BCE), revived idolatry, drawing down on the kingdom the anger of Yahweh.
King Josiah (640–609 BCE ) returned to the worship of Yahweh alone and carried out reforms ( as documented in Deuteronomy) but his efforts were too late and Israel's unfaithfulness caused God to permit the kingdom's destruction by the Babylonians in c.587/586 BCE.
Ezekiel was the prominent prophet during the Babylonian crisis. He was actually sent into exile with his compatriots.
Jeremiah was another prominent prophet who talked about the impending Babylonian crisis and the reason for it. He was actually imprisoned for a while when Judah fell.
Fall of Babylon
539BCE - eventually , Babylon itself would fall. King Cyrus of Persia ( Iran) ensured this.
Jewish exiles were allowed to return to Jerusalem and Judah became a province of Persia.
520-515BCE - the destroyed temple in Jerusalem was rebuilt
Some of the post-exilic prophets were Haggai, Zechariah & Job




