Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Broken New Year resolutions- a Realist's perspective

Broken New Year resolutions- a Realist's perspective
Is anyone surprised that we are breaking resolutions this early in the new year? You shouldn't!
Because that's who we are-been there, done that, then been there a few more times. People say we never learn; why lie?  It's true! :D
Punchline: Last year, we disturbed you, irritated you, bugged you, clogged your timeline. Today we just want to tell you that we plan to continue the same this year! laughing smiley


Of Tim Tebow, God and the NFL

Of Tim Tebow, God and the NFL
Tim Tebow, quarterback (QB ) for the NFL Denver Broncos, is one of the greatest advert for that league (and a pretty awesome QB too! B-) )
He possesses unorthodox NFL QB skillset, a penchant for demonstrating his Christian faith and ability to help his team win from losing positions in many games. ''Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths'' (Prov 3: 5-6)
Did Tebow win?” Did Jesus die for our sins? :D
The Denver Bronchos are in the play-offs largely due to him( although his performances have dipped a bit in the last few games) Even fads (Tebowing) and rules( the 'Tebow rule') are all influenced by him! B-).  Many football players and observers have said that they "have never seen anything like him!" 
There has to be a God how else do you explain Tim Tebow? :)






Of looks, society and Facebook

Of looks, society and Facebook
Two typical Facebook posts:
Average guy: " Just watched ''Citizen Kane', awesome flick!  
Result-1 'like' (by guy himself!)  0 comment! sad smiley

Pretty girl : "Having breakfast now!"  
Result- 200+ 'likes' , 150 idiotic comments- mainly from thought-challenged thirsty Ninjas happy smiley

Moral of the Story: Society is cruel, it judges by looks! laughing smiley

Monday, 2 January 2012

Kiaran 'Psycho' Stapleton

Kiaran 'Psycho' Stapleton
Below is the face of the Scum who is accused of murdering Indian postgraduate student, Anuj Bidve on Boxing day in Salford, UK. He reportedly gave his name as Psycho Stapleton in court! The colossal Prick appeared to be gloating . Stapleton is the disaster that happens when stupid people, who have no business being parents, fail to use a condom!
Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make different choices-USE A CONDOM!! laughing smiley




Use a condom!

Sunday, 1 January 2012

What happens in Vegas.....

What happens in Vegas.....
#What happens in Vegas is a trending topic on Twitter right now. Remember the cliche "What Happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" Umm... well, not exactly!
Enjoy this funny take on it happy smiley

 :D