That Dennis Bergkamp's goal against Newcastle-Audacious!

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That Dennis Bergkamp's goal against Newcastle-Audacious!
Setting: English Premiership, Newcastle-0, Arsenal 2   2nd March 2002
Bergkamp collected a low pass from the left flank in the edge of the opponent area with his back to goal. Under pressure from his marker Nikos Dabizas, he controlled the ball with one flick, sent it around Dabizas on his right, while he turned facing the goal on Dabizas's left side. He met the ball behind the hapless defender and placed it precisely into the bottom right-hand corner of the goal to score.
A simply 'rude' ( from the defender's point of view) and audacious effort! :)  Great goal! B-)
Hear the late Sir Bobby Robson(Newcastle's coach at the time): ''You can't blame anyone for that. You just have to accept that Bergkamp did a good thing" :D

Scarface's Tony Montana-Balls of Steel!

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Tony Montana-Balls of Steel! 
Scarface's Tony Montana (Al Pacino) has to be one of the few likable antiheroes in film history
Hear one of so many of his memorable quotes:
''Let's get something straight here, I never f*cked anybody over in my life who didn't have it coming. All I have in this world are my balls and my words, and I don't break it for no one . You understand?"
That piece of sh*t up there, I never liked him. I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend, Angel Fernandez, killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. You wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make your move'' This was Tony's response to his Bolivian cocaine kingpin host, Sosa,when his integrity was questioned. This was after witnessing the killing of his police informant accomplice by Sosa's henchmen!. Mere mortals would have cowered and stammered. Not Tony Montana. One word to describe this-Ballsy!

Ricardo Quaresma's wonder goal

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 Ricardo Quarema's wonder goal
Setting: Euro 2008 qualifier, Portugal -4 vs Belgium-0 March 2007
He collected a pass from Cristiano Ronaldo on the right wing, dribbled a defender with a fancy right foot flick and,with the outside of the right foot,  the ball was buried in the far right corner of the Belgian goal via a looping shot-beating the goalie in the process. He had no right scoring a goal like that!, some aerodynamic laws must've been broken by the flight of the ball in the process! :D
Great goal!

Of Kobe, Vanessa Bryant, cheating and basic isht

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Of Kobe, Vanessa Bryant, cheating and basic isht
So Vanessa is leaving Kobe (Mr 105) because of his cheating.



Show me a beautiful woman, and I’ll show you a man that’s tired of having sex with her.” It's obtuse, crass, tactless, but, by jove, it's the truth



 I'm not trying to make any excuses for cheating 'cos it's wrong!
I don't have the solutions because there's no point in applying simple arithmetric methods in solving complex algebra-Epic fail!
These help though:
Woman, know thy man- be the type of woman who can see the end of the story before it even begins and just skips it altogether. It's called having a potent bullsh*t detector! :D

Reinventing yourself (like makeover) and spicing your love life with your man won't hurt either :)

Man, you've got to do better. You got money, talent and fame so you think you're in control. Right?
Wrong, Ninja!

If you think of it in airplane terms, power and talent are the Airbuses of sexual temptation. There’s just something about someone who’s good at what they do 
 Lust is powerful too, few men of sound mind would turn down a casual sex situation

 It's all about avoiding this situation in the first place. Because if you combine male sexual frailty with abundant opportunity it's hard to imagine that a man won't cheat! :)
Just because you can do 'it' doesn't mean you should 

Of derriere, Michelle O, Sensenbrenner, Rih Rih and Sista Love

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Of derriere, Michelle O., Sensenbrenner, Rih Rih, Sista love and Viral power
So Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner from Wisconsin reportedly passed a side comment about Michelle Obama which goes thus: "she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself''' T'was a crass, illogical, insensitive, tactless, putting -the -foot- in- the -mouth comment 
So Jackie (Dutch magazine) had this to say about Rihanna: ''She has street cred, she has a ghetto ass and she has a golden throat. Rihanna, the good girl gone bad, is the ultimate niggabitch  and displays that gladly, and for her that means: what’s on can come off. If that means she’ll be on stage half naked, then so be it.” One word-Outrageous!
In 2011, with a black Commander- in- Chief of the most powerful country in the world, you'd like to think that we've moved from racism(and sexism). Obviously not!  It's a sad day in Mudville! 
Fortunately both types of ill behaviour were exposed quickly due to viral power
Jim ( no sense)Sensenbrenner sent a personal apology to the First Lady and Jackie 'Editor- in-Chief, Eva Hoeke apologised and resigned. However, the magazine has still not got it 
It is a fact that people are fascinated with the black female body even though they criticise it in public (I've got first hand experience from this blog! The Eye Candy section is the most popular- with Ninjas from countries as diverse as Saudi Arabia, Israel, Burma and Burkina Faso-visiting to ogle the black female body silently!  )  So people like Sensenbrenner and the bigoted folks at Jackie can miss me with their bullsh*t!
By the way Sensenbrenner won't know a big booty if one hits him in the face 
For the Ninjas who appreciate a sista's body, in the words of Liverpool fans, you'll never walk alone! 



Michelle O. Big booty? No way! Just right 

Big booty, YES! 


Sista!!!