Wednesday, 14 November 2012

Petraeus- Men, Women, Life & the Truth

Petraeus- Men, Women, Life & the Truth

Ugly truths about the Petraeus brouhaha
*Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac, it will get you more play ( babes) than those cool Jordans, 
*Women need a reason to have sex, men need a place( it doesn't matter whether she looks like Beyonce or Arnold Schwazenegger's babysitter) 
*Men need 4 things: food, shelter, p*ssy and, oh, new p*ssy!! 
*It is easier to control an Army of men than an emotional woman ( Petraeus didn't get caught, the FBI got on his case 'cos of an emo woman) 

*Life happens to us all but we should still make an effort to be attractive to our significant others.
 *If you’ve committed to someone and you ever happen to encounter someone you think you may be attracted to, ( don't say I got this, you aint got sh*t laughing smiley :D ) nod your head at them, take a deep breath, turn the other way, and RUN!! happy smiley

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