Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Annoying Facebookers-Naija take

Originally posted (on Facebook)on Thursday, 19 May 2011 at 11:08
Annoying Facebookers-Naija take
The sanctimonious-always feigning piety or righteousness. Looking like they are waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.One minute they are innundating you with biblical passages on their statuses, the next they are talking about how they rocked at the last Owambe party! . You can't make this stuff up!
They get the maximum award for fakery. 

The dialect-speaker-great to remember your tradition and stuff but please don't continually post in your native language. It is simply annoying-particularly as a significant proportion of your FB 'friends' don't understand this language and you can't be bothered to translate! smh

The Reticent-always on FB but never post anything. Rarely make comment or like posts. If you like a post please make a comment or click on the like link. There's something eerie about somebody lurking in the shadows! Either you're a hater-in which case you have no business being anybody's friend- or you are clueless(we sympathise with you :))

The Football fanatic-(that includes me!) you don't expect me to criticise this, do you? happy smiley. My take(and this is contentious)- football is the ish and any man who doesn't like the game has FAGGOT written all over him!. Methinks the fanatics can be forgiven if they post other stuff apart from football from time to time. What do you think?

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